I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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