How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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