So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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