My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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