it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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