I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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