You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Boobs are out for the taking
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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