You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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