I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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