But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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