we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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