but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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