He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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