best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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