I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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