So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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