porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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