Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i think im in europe. pls send help
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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