when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm like, not good at living.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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