Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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