Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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