shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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