Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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