No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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