ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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