therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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