that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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