thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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