bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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