Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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