I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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