why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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