I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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