I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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