this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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