Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we should paint friendship bongs
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