Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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