thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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