Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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