Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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