'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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