Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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