It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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