Don't you send me to vm
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits