But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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