glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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