You made me cry and you don't even care
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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