How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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