I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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