Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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