I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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