like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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