I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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