The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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