Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
That was an excessively violent trivia night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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